Now you know why disenchanted youth rather stay home, drink soda pop, watch youtube videos than check out the music at the most hype-up club in the world!

The Ministry of Sound opened in 1991. I had worked in the City after leaving Eton and put up £500,000 for the venture. I wasn't so interested in the dance-music scene, but it was beginning to take off in Britain and the project seemed a sound commercial proposition - Mail Online